The Orange Order Page

This is the page which tells you how to order orange in as many different manifestations as you might ever hope to find.

You can order...

Orange Flavored Condoms
a waterproof orange matchbox; you could keep your condoms in that once you've used up all the matches
copies of the orange book
happy eighties new wavery from Orange Crush
delightful cleaning products from Orange GLO
self help from the Orange Rubber Band
some Sequoia Orange Company oranges

the future's bright, the future's Orange...