First things first: This page is not under construction - it's supposed to look like this...
Let's be honest - I didn't ask you to come to this particular page, so either
So go on - leave. Really, you don't want to read any further - IT'S NOT WORTH IT! This page is crap, and has been for years, and isn't likely to get any better, because even if you have the time to read it, I sure as heck don't have the time to maintain it. I've already given you a few other links on this page, so since you still haven't shut down your browser, go and follow one of them.
Let me get this straight - you've read through all that, seen the background colour and you're still continuing to read? You really don't have a life, do you? Oh well, if I'm not going to get rid of you I guess I should make some sort of effort to entertain you.
There are some things on my page, but unless you came here looking for something in particular you're not going to find anything of interest. There, I've told you, so don't come whining to me when you realise you've just wasted another ten minutes looking through this stuff...
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"Everyone should have a page like this" -
"Isn't that shade of pink a bit too bright for 3am?" - Nick Hall
"I'd much rather be a waster" - Ross Hamilton
Go forth to my page of useless information