Via: David Rees

Little Golden Childrens Books That Never Made It

  1. You Are Different and That's Bad
  2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
  3. Dad's New Wife Robert
  4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
  5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
  6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
  7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
  8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
  9. All Cats Go to Hell
  10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  11. Some Kittens Can Fly
  12. That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
  13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
  14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
  15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
  16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
  17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
  18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
  19. You Were an Accident
  20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
  22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
  23. Your Nightmares Are Real
  24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
  25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
  26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
  27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
  28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry