"We've almost finished our demo."

"So the fuck what?" replied Russell.

"I love Sonya" said Michael, but Russell had already walked off by then.

Everybody sat for a few minutes shivering until Dave pointed out that there was nobody in the house and they should just go in.

As everybody walked across the grass towards the house Daniel did a flying kick, 5ft high, through the air, putting his feet straight through the greenhouse, belonging to Spuggy's parents.

"Oops, sorry" said Daniel.

"Oh nooooooooooo" screamed Michael. "I love Sonya" he added.

"Nooooooo, my mum and dad's greenhouse" screamed Spuggy.

"Noooooo" screamed everybody else in Fly Spray. Then they flung themselves to the grass, hammering their fists on the ground.

Douglas, their groupie, stopped sniffling into his handkerchief and threw himself down to be more like Bruce.

Laura, Julia, Dave, Russell and Daniel all went into the house. Russell showed Daniel his new cycling shorts and Julia and Laura spoke to Dave until Fly Spray and Douglas came back in with their eyes still red from crying. They began measuring out drinks to the nearest ml. Their plans were ruined when Dave took a sip from one of the glasses.

"Nooooo" screamed Nigel-weight-on-the-chest. The rest of Fly Spray started crying again and Douglas threw himself on the floor. He soon realised that Bruce was still standing up and stood up abruptly claiming to have tripped over his shoe laces.

Just then, the door bell rang and Spuggy went to answer it. He came back with Jo (Michael's ex-girlfriend and Sonya's best friend).

"Hi guys, I'm not drunk yet"" said Jo. "Ross, you're my brother".

"Yes, I know" groaned Ross.

"I'm not drunk yet, does anybody want to get off with me?"

"Oh, yes" said Fly Spray and groupie.

"I'm not drunk yet, I'm not drunk yet, I'm still not drunk".

"Here, have some vodka, I love Sonya" said Michael kindly.

"Thanks" said Jo, taking the vodka. "I'm still not drunk".

Julia, Laura and Dave were now looking through an Argos catalogue because they were so bored.

Nigel-weight-on-the-chest started going on about how nice Jo was.

"Jo, will you get off with me?"

"No" she replied.

Nigel then went back over to his friends to tell them what a slut she was. Upon hearing this, Michael decided to try his luck, although he still loved Sonya.

Jo took her tongue out of Spuggy's mouth, her right hand out of Russell's cycling shorts and her left hand out of Daniel's karate suit to see what Michael wanted.

"Jo, will you get off with me?"

"No".

"RAPE, RAPE" screamed Michael. "I love Sonya". Jo put her tongue back in Spuggy's mouth, her right hand back in Russell's cycling shorts and her left hand back in Daniel's karate suit. Unfortunately, her left hand had been in a draft and was now very cold. On feeling the sudden drop in temperature, Daniel instinctively did a flying kick through the open window, breaking the wing mirror of a near by car, and setting its alarm off.

Thinking it was the police, the whole of Fly Spray (and Douglas) started to cry. Michael was so scared he actually wet his pants. Before the smell of urine got too much to bear, Julia and Laura decided to leave, taking the half-finished demo as they went.

THE END.

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