Top 10 signs you've been in the CSMH for too long

10. Netscape starts running at a reasonable speed
9.

Your mailwatcher contains the words "Fortune Cookies"

8.

For once, you go to the snack dispenser, and realise before you make your selection that there's a gap in the one you want

7.

You look outside and see daylight

6.

The cleaners have just entered the room

5.

The only people left in the machine halls are the people even you think are sad.

4.

You decide to make a "Top 5 signs you've been in the CSMH too long" page - and then realise you've got 25 symptoms

3.

There's no caffeine left in the building

2.

Instead of "Seg fault - core dumped", you get the message "Brain fault - course flunked"

1.

When you eventually leave JCMB, there are cartons of milk outside the door

Created 27/01/1997